
After having spent the past ten days in the Forests of Estonia, I am currently crossing the Baltic Sea in Ibn Fadlanian manner. Believe it or not, but this part of the world has internet access in both places. Despite this, I’ve been relatively idle when it comes to looking after the Long Slumber.
On return to my digital duties I have found that a lot of new sites have linked to the Slumber, many of whom have more than questionable content and raisons d’etre. I thus wonder:
” Is it unavoidable that, if I publicly criticize my culture and religion- as little as I have of it -that a bunch of Arab and Islam-hating loons jump on the band wagon? “
The question, seems to open considerations of ethics, ownership, identity and globalization that are intrinsically connected to the emergence of the World Wide Web and particularly Web 2.0 technology. On the other hand they are at least as old as human writing.
The sacred books surely are the supreme example of the uses and abuses of the written word. Was Mohammed guilty, when he invoked the Jihad al saghir (military or martial strive)- guided by God’s hand or not? Was Darwin responsible for the social darwinism of the colonial project?
Answers to this dilemma are not easily found, but they surely point to the ethical obligation of the writer.

Immanuel Kant warned, at the turn of the 19th century, of the use of mercenaries. He proclaimed that: “the practice of hiring man to kill or be killed…” (makes them) “… mere machines in the hand of another”. Kant morally rejected the idea of mercanaries on grounds of their skewed motivations.
The history of Blackwater, the worlds largest security company (new-age term for mercenary army), reads like John Grisham’s nightmares. Blackwater founder Eric Prince, is now being accused of murder, illicit arms dealing, and a bad attitude when it comes to religious coexistence. Jeremy Scahill, journalist for the Nation and author of ‘Blackwater: The Rise of the World’s Most Powerful Mercenary Army’ has long documented the companies doings. Here the most recent episode:
“A former Blackwater employee and an ex-US Marine who has worked as a security operative for the company have made a series of explosive allegations in sworn statements filed on August 3 in federal court in Virginia. The two men claim that the company’s owner, Erik Prince, may have murdered or facilitated the murder of individuals who were cooperating with federal authorities investigating the company. The former employee also alleges that Prince “views himself as a Christian crusader tasked with eliminating Muslims and the Islamic faith from the globe,” and that Prince’s companies “encouraged and rewarded the destruction of Iraqi life.
In their testimony, both men also allege that Blackwater was smuggling weapons into Iraq. One of the men alleges that Prince turned a profit by transporting “illegal” or “unlawful” weapons into the country on Prince’s private planes. They also charge that Prince and other Blackwater executives destroyed incriminating videos, emails and other documents and have intentionally deceived the US State Department and other federal agencies. The identities of the two individuals were sealed out of concerns for their safety.”…(Here the full article)
Some background materials:
- Author of ‘Blackwater: The Rise of the World’s Most Powerful Mercenary Army’, Jeremy Scahill Testifies in Landmark House Hearing on Defense Contracting (May 2007)
- Here the website of blackwaterwatch.
Just over a week ago the UNDP launched the fifth Arab Human Development Report. Despite being widely criticized as being a Western liberal investigation of our region, which is basically true, it’s also a very interesting analyses and full of worthy research and statistics. It enforces all the great stereotypes about us (despotic rule, hate our women, desert is even increasing, etc. ) apart from what we’re supposed to do with camels, but also sometimes sheds some light and reveals interesting little facts.
I for example really liked the conclusions of the 2002, report which in foucauldian manner described that the lack of knowledge production systems as the greatest hinderance for development in the region. The reports are further an indicator for on what, both local (Khaliji) and Western, governments will spent their money on in the next years. After the 2002 report for example the Makhtoum foundation was founded, particularly set up to promote Arab knowledge production, also countless Universities (mostly in the Khalij) and research institutes followed.
The prism of this years report, ‘human security‘ is also cutting-edge. The paradigm developed in contrast to national security, as history showed that the latter is frequently abused to suppress opposition groups resulting in the ‘insecurity’ of much of a nations citizens.. Therefore the switch from the state to the individual, which in itself is a liberal vantage point.

The report is cut up into seven sections. Many of which carry comical headings. They keep on referring to us, the Arabs as insecure, whileI thought we come across as cool and nonchalant. Here some gems of the report, interpreted by my authoritative voice:
Section 1: People and Their Insecure Environment
- Time for celebration! 395 million people (Arabs) by 2015 (p.2). Bring it on Israel!
- Air pollution among the lowest in the world. On the other hand they mention 60% urban population by 2002 (p.3). Hell0! Have you recently been to Cairo, Damascus or Beirut? I am still mourning the amount of brain cells the afternoon traffic in Damascus has cost me. I always thought air pollution in this part of the world was a building pillar of the regimes control mechanisms. The exhasut fumes make you strangely numb and compliant. And I don’t know why they worry about urban growth. You can get the Arab out of the desert, but not the desert out of the Arab, as Dubai proves.
- “Water pollution in the Arab countries has grown into a serious challenge” (p.3). I don’t need UNDP to tell me that. Last time I swam on Beirut’s Corniche, I smelled like a turd for 23 days.
Section 2: The State and its Insecure People
- “States are artificial creations” (p.4). What has that to do with our development. Put it in fucking Sykes and Picots Human Development Report, wherever the wankers were from.
- “Across the Arab region, six countries continue to prohibit the formation of political parties” (p.5). The other seven-teen odd states have them, but does it make any difference?
- In 2002 we had the lowest police-recorded homicide and assault rate in the world (p.6). This might speak for our inherently docile nature, which for so long has been misinterpreted (as I have discussed elsewhere) of the inherent lack of accountability.
- “The path to (state) reform in the region has been laid out most clearly by its increasingly active and vocal civil society. The latter’s demands focus on: • Respect for the right to self-determination of all people. • Adherence to the principles of human rights, and rejection of all prevarication based on cultural particularism and the manipulation of national sentiment. • Public tolerance of different religions and schools of thought. • Sound parliamentary systems. • The incorporation in Arab constitutions of guarantees of political, intellectual, and party political pluralism, with political parties based on the principle of citizenship”(p.7). The fact that this reads like Voltaire’s christmas wish list, shows you how depoliticized civil society really is.
Section 3. The Vulnerability of those Lost from Sight
- The Arab region is characterized by a: “male culture of denial” (p. 8). Denial? Never! We would never deny anything!
- “So-called ‘honour crimes’ are the most notorious form of violence against women in several Arab societies”(p.8). Honor crimes? When was the last time UNDP included a statistic of how many women are killed by their partners in the US Human Development Report?
- Human trafficking of children leads to: “employment as beggars, itinerant vendors or camel jockey’s” (p.8). That is pure racist! Isn’t there a less offensive term for somebody riding a camel?
Section 4: Volatile Growth, High Unemployment and Persisting Poverty
- “Overall the Arab countries were less industrialized in 2007 than in 1970, almost four decades previously” (p.10). That’s only because of our progressive green politics as my friend Qifa Nabki has suggested.
- “Arab countries will need about 51 million new Jobs by 2020″ (p.10) and “now suffer the highest unemployment rates in the world” (p.12). Pah, infidels! what do they know of the employment power of international terrorism.
- “Inequality in wealth has worsened siginficantly more tahn the deterioration of income” (p.12). Zakat (islamic practice of alms-giving) will handle that next Ramadan! I guess the strategically published before it to make us look bad.
Section 5: Hunger, Malnutrition and Food Insecurity
- “In a seeming paradox, while malnutrition is on the rise in both absolute and relative terms in some Arab countries, obesity is also an increasing health risk in the region” (p.12). That’s only due to the cultural practice of having to drink tea and eat before every political, social or business encounter. Breaking a slim-fast bar, just doesn’t sound as good as bread and salt.
- “food security needs to be pursued, not in terms of absolute sovereignty in food production, a goal impractical in light of regional water scarcities, but rather in terms of sufficiency for all members of society in essential commodities” (p.13). Don’t they know who they’re talking to? We peruse everything in terms of absolute sovereignty!
Section 6: Health Security Challenges
- “ In the last 40 years, Arab countries have made striking progress in forestalling death and extending life” (p.13). I guess they’re still mocking us for 67.
Section 7: Occupation and Military Intervention
- “Many of the threats to human security discussed in the Report coalesce in situations of occupation, conflict and military intervention. In Iraq, the Occupied Palestinian Territory and Somalia, people’s basic rights to self-determination and peace have been forcibly annulled” (p.14). Here it is we always said it! Why doesn’t UNDP listen? It’s the fault of the two great shaitans, Israel and Americe.
For a solution to all the above, here an executive summary and the full report. And for even more in-depth analyses and serious comment on the report check Al-Bab.
Thank you UNDP! Thank you glorious West!
I have found an article that discusses much of what has been said in my last post “Hymen: The Arabs Finest Fetish”, only in a far more comprehensive, thoroughly academic and insightful manner. The article is: “written in retaliation to Cairo’s masturbating taxi drivers and other urban perverts.” . Having read a bit on the literature relating to the topic, this is truly a treat! Sadly the author is anonymous. However, scouting the net, I will try to get in touch with her.
Here some excerpts and the link to the full article:
“How can you ask the Arab woman to celebrate her body? Will an Arab sexual revolution ever occur? Can the current pantheon of Arab feminists address the sexual curiosities of present and forthcoming generations of Arab adolescents? Or shall the prurient continue to seek sexual education in the pages of foreign magazines that adorn their local newsstands, boldly advisory on matters of sensual pleasures that neither haboba nor imam can answer? Isn’t Cosmopolitan more resourceful to the sexually speculative Arab girl than Sayidati? Is Arabo-medical feminism explicit enough regarding women’s sexual health issues? These are but some of the modern conundrums that occupy relative space in every-day Arab feminist rhetoric, but are hardly ever effectively answered nor given significant attention…. (full article)“
Absolutely brilliant! Thanks Shanshun!
by Pierrette Fleutiaux

If I were a pious man, this is what I would propose. Women are weak beings, submissive to all temptations, this we have known since the dawn of time. They are concupiscent, entirely the prey of condemnable impulses. Their bodies long for that of a man; society must master these bodies, from their earliest age…. more here
Last monday, prime minister Nuri Al-Malki declared the 30th of June: ”A day of national sovereignty” for Iraq. The motive of this grand announcment was the retreat of american troops from urban centers, and thus a step towards Iraqi self governance. The message was directed at Iraqi and American citizens, both of whom have been weary about the occupation for a long time. The question remains is the retreat of troops an indicator for true sovereignty?
Much political philosophy of the 19th and 20th century has theorized around political rule and much of it derived at a crossroad between violence and sovereign state power.
Already Thomas Hobbes’ concept of the Covenant, through which subjects surrender their right to self-rule and bestow it to the monarch in exchange for protection, places acts of violence at the very heart of our understanding of sovereignty. Max Weber famously described the ’state’ itself as being the single holder of formal, legitimate violence in a specific territory .
The postcolonial writer, Achille Mbembe noted that: “modernity was the origin of multiple concepts of sovereignty”. Mbembe, building on the foucauldian concept of bio-power, writes that the true sphere of the sovereign “is the world in which the limit of death is done away with. Death is present in it, its presence defines that world of violence, but while death is present, it is always there only to be negated, never for anything but that”.
Many other contempraries have come to the same conclusion, expressed for example in George Bataille’s, Michael Foucault’s and Giorgio Agamben’s writings. Sovereignity is the power to decide over life and death, if that is by states, through inclusion of some people in health programs and the exclusion of others, military operations, or the decision of the individual to take his/ her own life in martyrdom.
Any of these understandings would pose a serious challenge to the justification for a “Day of National Sovereignty”.
Firstly, today the Iraqi police forces and army total about 106,000 man. Three times as many as the U.S. , but only a small fraction of the forces under Saddam.
US troops, although present, will try to operate invisible from now on. As the Independent writes: “Convoys from Camp Victory, the US base at Baghdad airport, will travel to the Green Zone in central Baghdad only at night. In Mosul, US vehicles must have signs saying they are not part of a combat force. In rural areas, US combat operations can continue only with the permission of the Iraqi government.” Also Iraq has not got a functional airforce, and the Iraqi government sees the Americans as taking this role over, for at least the next decade.

Secondly, the days immediately prior to the pull-out costed about 250 Iraqi’s lives, mostly taken through vehicle-born bombs. 40 more were killed yesterday in Kirkuk. Attacks are being blamed on Al-Qaida, who are once again trying to stir sectarian tension. However the fact that the U.S. has released a figure head of the Mahdi Army, at least indicates that other players are expected to raise the game. Thus although, Al Qaida has very little support by the Iraqi people, many other militias hold the legitimacy of taking lives on behalf of their constituencies through patron/client relationships.
Finally the constant power struggle between the Kurdish region and central government, leaves many questions unanswered about Iraq’s sovereignty.
Thus amid the Iraqi states inability to hold a monopoly of violence, hindered through both, attacks and the ongoing presence the U.S., the legitimate celebration of a “Day of National Sovereignty” seems far, far away.
What an interesting coincidence. Today marks, both the retreat of American troops from urban centers of Iraq and the negotiation of contacts for foreign oil companies.

Many, especially in this part of world, would argue that the military retreat coincides with the actual objective of the invasion. Namely American hegemony over Iraqi oil resources. Yet, I would plead to not simplify the issue. At least among the neo-con architects of the second Gulf War ideology played a huge role. Particularly Wolfowitz and his cabal believed in the liberation of the Iraqi people and the interventionist politics that were meant to bring it about. Gerorge Packer’s ‘Assassin’s Gate‘ insightfully traces the ideological developments in the run up to the war.
However, Oil, obviously had it’s strategic position as we can see today. A total of 32 firms, including US and European giants ExxonMobil and Shell as well as companies from China, India and other Asian states are courting the Council of Ministers and Misnistry of Oil today. Ahmed M. Jiyad, a senior economist and consultant in Iraq, has discussed the implication of the contracts. He argues, that these institutions that negotiate the deal on the Iraqi side: ” are not constitutionally empowered to “enter into force” such contracts, and only the Parliament/Council of Representatives (CoR) has such authority.”
He goes on to critisize the length of the contracts: “the 20+ years is indeed unjustifiable, especially when compared to the world range of less than 9 years for such service contracts.”
Finally talking about the impact on Iraqi economy he points out, that:
“Emphasising competitiveness would undoubtedly end the prospects of any development in local industries and service providers and could de-link the upstream oil sector from the rest of the economy.”
For a full,legal discussion on the controversy of contracts see the Iraq Oil Report.
Oil Minister Hussein al-Shahristani told the press that the general objective of the deals is to: “increase oil production from 2.4 million barrels per day to more than four million in the next five years.” This would generate an extra $1.7tn in he same timeframe. $30bn of that will go to the oil companies while the rest will build “schools, roads, airports, housing, hospitals” as Sharistani says.
Yet even if the firms would try to go for the offer in a, yet again, increasingly hostile environment, has to be seen. And if then the extra income will make it’s way into rebuilding infrastructure, rather then the pockets of corrupt government officials is questionable.


We in the Arab World, but not only in the Arab World, make a rather inordinate membrane such an object. It grows about 1mm per year of the age in most, but not all, women and is still big enough to bear the
From a medical perspective the hymen can be compared to the appendix, as having no real pragmatic function. Its socio-cultural importance is derived from its physiological position in the external vaginal opening, and through it’s wrongly perceived measure of female virginity. Virginity is a strict moral rule and as moral rules go in this part of the world, they are far more rigorously imposed on the female members of our societies. Saadawi goes on to say that: “a girl that does not preserve her virginity is liable to be punished with physical death, or moral death, or at least with being divorced if she is found out at the time of marriage”. Here the story of the ‘moral death’ of a loved one:
Another negation is hymenoplasty or restoration of the hymen. According to a female friend of mine from the Gulf, it is quite common for girls to have the hymenoplasty done before each new boyfriend. There’s a 


